Doctor Who Spoof Script[Martha walks into the control room]
Martha: So what will we do today, Doctor? Which planet will we save?
Doctor: It's Tuesday.
Doctor: Our day off. Me and the Master will put you all to sleep, and go and have fun.
[The Master walks into the control room]
Master: Are you ready Doctor? We can put everyone to sleep, and then... [He stops as he sees Martha]
Master: Eek! Our plan has been foiled! [The Master disappears in a puff of smoke]
Doctor: No!!!! Master! Come back! I want to nibble the tables with you! [Doctor falls down and starts crying]
Jack: So, Martha, what's been going on here?
Martha: [Rolls Eyes] It's a Tuesday Jack. [Martha leaves]
Jack: I'm going to crawl up that air vent, maybe I'll find a banana.
Doctor: [Looks up at Jack sadly] Will you gnaw at the table with me?
Jack: No! [Jack climbs up the air vent]
Jack: Look Doctor! I found a banana!
Doctor: I WANT TO EAT THE FURNI